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Kentucky Plug 

The intimate act of... "put a thumb in it" as Scott from @kentuckyballistics would say. The Kentucky plug has many uses, including, but not limited to.
- Stopping your jugular from bleeding after its been ripped open from a slap round
- Keeping a place holder, so you remember which hole is which, while participating in extra curricular activities with your most recent tinder match
- quieting your girlfriend down during missionary because she seems to think this is the next trending video on pornhub.

Just.... put a thumb in it.
Guy 1: You've never accidentally put it back in the wrong hole?
Guy 2: nah I do the Kentucky Plug. Never happens when you do that.
Guy 1: The what?
Guy 2: The Kentucky Plug. Take your thumb and shove it in the hole. Can't smash the wrong one if you already plugged it.
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Kentucky Plug 

Cheaper than a tampon and more convenient if you get an impromptu tracheotomy.
Megan Fox can really give a good Kentucky Plug!

kentucky plug 

The act of jamming a .50 BMG up a participating partners asshole with your thumb as deep as you can. Then, lean in and peer into their asshole. Now pucker up and have your partner push that kentucky plug out with all their might, allowing them to vibe check your orbital bone.
Everybody knows Scott’s givin’ ole’ Matty the kentucky plug tonight!

Kentucky Plug 

The Kentucky Plug is a scatological developed by Kentucky Ballistics. It is defined as a sex position where the user firmly inserts a 50 BMG slap round into the receiver's asshole.
Hey honey, want the Kentucky Plug tonight?

Kentucky Plug 

Where you stick your thumb up someone’s ass

Kentucky plug 

When you use a fat thumb to fully insert something into ones body.
My girlfriend wanted to try anal beads and couldn't get the last one in so I gave her the ole Kentucky plug.

Kentucky plug 

The act of fucking a girl with the sheet force of a .50 CAL round
Yo dude last night was crazy. I gave Sarah the good old Kentucky plug... Yeah she didn't make it sadly.