Hoebag

A bag of some sort a man carries on his person when visiting a side chick, it’ll keep all you need for the night including clothes, charging cable, water, a few snacks and some condoms.

I’ll be over soon, I just need to pack the hoebag.

by Chief cooch August 6, 2019

hoebag

someone who is a mix of a douchebag and a hoe and/or someone who is stupid and/or annoying

“omg Samantha won’t call me, she’s a hoebag”

by imnotmoo June 18, 2023

Hoebag

Hoebag is a person who always lags and is mental mental. Hoebag is also used to show your love for someone.

April is such a hoebag!
Omg fuck that foo he’s a hoebag

put that hoe in the bag

by Badbxtchthoughts July 7, 2019

Hoebag

A manipulative, nosy, wanting to be with every guy she meets b****.

person 1 : omg look at Rachael getting all of her holes filled by Jaquan and his squad.

person 2 : SHE IS SUCH A HOEBAG !

by rachealisahoe March 25, 2016

hoebag

Emergency bag kept on the trunk of your car, in the event of an unexpected booty call

Girl , I better stock up my hoebag, because it's going down tonight.

by I am the mar June 27, 2019

Hoebag

A woman in her mid 40s who can never pay their bills on time.

Kathy didn’t pay her bill again this month, fucking hoebag.

by YourMom 69 May 9, 2025

Hoebag

You call a person this when they annoy you or piss you off in anyway. You could also call them this when your haven’t a sarcastic conversation

Person 1: says something ridiculously stupid

Person 2: oh stop being so stupid you hoebag

by Sophie loves sally May 22, 2019