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Apple Grommets

Apple Air Pods. Those ridiculous looking ear buds that look like half Q tips is hanging out of your ear.

Users think they're cool, but to everybody else, you look stupid.
Photos of people wearing these will appear in future comedy's how's documenting embarrassing fashions of the past.
Hey baby! Are those Q Tips or Apple Grommets stuck in your ears?
by Malibu Stacy's New Hat November 24, 2018
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Grommit

Usually, a smelly 5-year-old kid playing roblox. In other cases, they are just really bad gross ugly Faggots. That usually gets pussy from The Boston Street Sweeper and prefer to eat the shit that comes out. That's how disgusting they are.
Boy 1: Wanna hang out with Ethan?
Boy 2: Nah he's such a fucking grommit.
Boy 1: Okay I understand.
by OOFERGOOFER January 5, 2019
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Grométs ala mariné

Human rectums stuffed with rice traditionally served with a twice ingested Dingle berry soup finished with a steeped Lung Butter tea .Bon Appetit!!!
Delicacy! Yum Yum Grométs ala mariné my favorite!
by Sir Salty D. Strangler January 31, 2021
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grommer

Grommer;
a word that sounds like it means something else… but in actuality it means styling or dressing someone/something.
“I’m gonna grom some dogs”

I love being a dog grommer”
“I have 10+ years experience in being a grommer”
by eoduun March 29, 2024
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farm gromet

A father who will live longer than a cockroach and does not bathe in which a dead person smells better
Yo Greg your dad is such a fucking farm gromet
by Bigwhitedong August 19, 2016
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