Greyhound

Easily the most terrifying dog breed, the sight of one is deeply unsettling. They are always watching, and can run at up to 45 mph. Beware.

Dude, watch out, there’s a greyhound chasing you!

by Avocado.1211 August 4, 2024

Marmaduke Greyhounds

The Washington Wizards of 2A basketball

Hawk 1: “Hey have you been to a Marmaduke Greyhounds game yet this year”
Hawk 2:“Aw heck nah man I’d rather gouge my eyes out”

by Bronny4MVP November 22, 2024