A person whom at first glance you may categorize as a "hippie" but quickly realize by the brand new Teva sandals, Ray Ban glasses and fresh bag of granola, that in fact they are a spoiled rich kid who travels around the world, doesn't work while smoking a lot of good pot and tells people what life is really all about.
by JtotheBlunt August 01, 2011
A person who (generally) likes trees, beaches, vegetables and fruits, and often yoga and/or marijuana.
by Significant Wolf October 22, 2013
A homosexual male who at first appears to be "artsy" or "earthy," but is in fact just stylized to look that way. Also, an excessively health-oriented gay man who prefers to dress like a hippie.
Jerem: "I saw Phil the other day! He had dirty hair and a long beard, he's totally turning into a granola homo.
by Luc Samatas February 14, 2010
girl: whats a granola bar?
martin: granola + bar = granola bar.
girl 2: nice explanation. that'll totally clear things up for her.
martin: granola + bar = granola bar.
girl 2: nice explanation. that'll totally clear things up for her.
by The Sheeit February 17, 2009
When a person has taken on the mannerisms, political viewpoints, and actions of a hippie/new age activist. Extremely liberal in their views, these people will claim to "fight the system" all the while just sitting around complaining.
John: Dude, Jim's been going to a lot of protest rallies this year.
Steve: Yeah, he's gone granola.
Larry: Anymore, when I talk to Bob he always complains about the "capitalist machine." What's up with that?
Ed: He's gone granola...
Steve: Yeah, he's gone granola.
Larry: Anymore, when I talk to Bob he always complains about the "capitalist machine." What's up with that?
Ed: He's gone granola...
by CooperNRG November 29, 2011
hippie: Hey earth brah, wanna sign my petition to legalize marijuana?
guy 1: I'll sign, but only cuz I like my weed. Now go take a shower, you stank-ass granola fucker!!
guy 1: I'll sign, but only cuz I like my weed. Now go take a shower, you stank-ass granola fucker!!
by Son of Stone July 04, 2010
Music from the 1960's and early 1970's, whereas most of the lead singers have all died from a drug overdose.
or~
Newer bands, that are not popular, also known to some as indie music.
Nothing with loud drums that might increase blood pressure.
Granola Rock music is enjoyed by many hippies/tree huggers, while bragging on their extreme enviromentalist behavior, and comparing who gets the greatest milage out of their Pruis.
or~
Newer bands, that are not popular, also known to some as indie music.
Nothing with loud drums that might increase blood pressure.
Granola Rock music is enjoyed by many hippies/tree huggers, while bragging on their extreme enviromentalist behavior, and comparing who gets the greatest milage out of their Pruis.
Michelle spends her day caring for her behive and thinking of ways to recycle anything and everything, all the while, listening to her granola Rock music on her 8 track.
by Sheila shine November 16, 2012