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Good morning and God bless

When you take a shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Person 1: What's taking you so long?
Person 2: I'm doing a good morning and God bless.
Person 1: You're fucking weird dude.
by BambooSteen May 23, 2018
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Good Morning and God Bless

The act of eating one's breakfast while making a bowel movement in the morning.
Wife: Hurry up I need to use the bathroom!

Husband: Give me ten more minutes I'm having a Good Morning and God Bless!
by Stalin_was_a_good_guy May 23, 2018
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good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet, it's a good morning and god bless.
Hila what do you just open the door on people when they're taking shits? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least.
by razzatouille May 23, 2018
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good morning and god bless

When you take a shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet. Its a good morning and god bless!
Wife "Why did you just come out of the bathroom with dirty dishes?"

you "It was a good morning and god bless!"
by MitchyAK12 May 23, 2018
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Good morning god bless

An Ethan Klein reference meaning when you poop, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet
by Pasta is my champ May 22, 2018
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good morning god bless

When you eat breakfast, drink coffee and shit at the same time.
"What's taking so long"
"It's a good morning god bless"
"Alright take as much time as you want"
by CHUCKNORRIS'SASSHOLE May 23, 2018
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