Cat

The most special thing the universe has gifted humanity with.

The superior life-form.

Cats are life, cats are everything.
Cats are playful, fluffy and love cuddles, plus they're really funny and clever! But you still gotta give them personal space, or you will end up without an eye (exaggeration), treat them right and you'll have a lovely, smart companion for life!!

A: OMFG IT'S A CAT
B: OH MY GOSH IT'S SO CUTE.

by I_HateCapybaras July 20, 2022

cats

small mammals that love you one day and then try to kill you the next.

Cats are very kind creatures.

by BounceFire December 2, 2021

Cat

Cat

Cat

by ~+[(#_^ July 1, 2019

cat

1. a humans lazy companion
2. one of Gods masterpieces

3. a fluffy and adorable pile of... AWESOMENESS

my cat is the best thing in the whole wide world and it is so fluffy and i want to marry it

by cats are AMAZING February 28, 2019

Catness

Used to determine a level of catting off, usually at a workplace involving very little actual work or labor like an airport.

Tony : Adam bruh how the fuck do you have one shift a week and still somehow manage to call off for it every single week? Your catness levels are hitting all time highs!

Adam : Shut the fuck up Tony.

by iLiterallydonotmisslmaoooo June 10, 2021

cat

a cat is a cute fluffy animal that likes to play and drink milk.

the cat was drinking out its bowl

by ok4728828 January 18, 2019

Cat

The cat (Felis catus) is a small carnivorous mammal. It is the only domesticated species in the family Felidae and often referred to as the domestic cat to distinguish it from wild members of the family. The cat is either a house cat, kept as a pet, or a feral cat, freely ranging and avoiding human contact.

I want to pet my cat today.
I am going to study about cats today.

by Error? May 17, 2019