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Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

A name fitting those who do stuff like going outside in the winter without a coat and complain about how cold it is.
George: When I jumped in the ocean no one told me I was gonna get soaked!
Joe: you Ding Dong Doofus Fuck
by Incognito_Man January 11, 2021
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Doofus

A doofus is someone you'll end up punching into the ocean so make sure you are smart about what boyfriend or girlfriend u have cos if it's a doofus things are gonna get messy. I'm just sayin!!!😶🤤😛
I hate you doofus

Eat your anus and cake hole....that way you'll learn a lesson
by Mr Dude Guy ! January 17, 2021
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Doofus

A name you give a guy you have a gay crush on
You big doofus your pretty
by Latinxuser July 21, 2025
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Absolute Doofus

Someone who is a little bit stupid, but you don't want to tell them that so you say this instead as a "joke"
OH MY GOD YOU ABSOLUTE DOOFUS WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
by Jaquavious The Alien™ August 31, 2025
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Doofus Bagoofus

A person in a management role, usually director level or higher, who thinks that they walk on water.
by ReelWorlds February 16, 2025
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Goofy Doofus

Person 1 : *Being annoying yet silly*
Person 2: Omg you're being such a goofy Doofus right now!
by LocalPerson March 17, 2025
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