Dennis

Biggest ego in the world! Ugly, Attractive to Score Goals in sports! Comments every thing he does

Oh it's Dennis

by Gkldkfn December 12, 2016

Dennis

Dennis is the nicest Person alive and He has a huge Penis

Dennis has a huge Penis

by Aesethicx December 31, 2016

Dennis

Dennis is special, Dennis is shy and Dennis is beautiful. You will fall for him and you will keep him forever in your heart. With some luck you'll go get him and you will marry him. He is the best man a woman could ever find and he will be the best husband and daddy of your childs. Go and make him happy. He deserves you, you deserve him.

Dennis is important, his soul is made of gold and glitter and other fancy stuff. But sometimes there are some very very dark shadows over him who try to get him, don't let them win. Catch these shadows and fucking burn 'em. Make him the luckiest man alive and go to paradise.
By the way, he has a nice big booty... Keep him.

C:"Ya know what's the best in my life?"
Someone: "Chocolate?"
C: "Nope, a Dennis to share my life with"

by VanillaCoke17 January 4, 2017

Dennis

the Guy with the smallest penis on earth

#dennis

by Dennis vdb February 25, 2017

Dennis

He's a goddamn menace, that's what he is!

Dude: Hey dude, who's that menace over there?
Bro: Fucking hell, it must be Dennis...

by DJ Ketchup April 12, 2017

Dennis

Dennis is such a jerk, he's not talented at anything. Dennis is homosexuall and he's ugly af. When you meet a Dennis you should run, run so far as you can.

Oh there is a Dennis, RUUUUUUUN!!!!

by GG57 October 13, 2017

Dennis

A Dennis is a person who looks like jesus. he is a long haired vegetarian who likes to skateboard. he is extremely creative and likes to draw. Dennises usually have a shitload of allergies.

Look at that fly dude over there, he's a real Dennis!

by blondeleek November 15, 2017