The denial of accusations of criminal or other wrongdoings, usually in the form of harming an individual or institution in some form, by insulting the accusers.
by whatareyou420 October 15, 2016
Get the The Trump Defensemug. This term was invented by Snoop Dogg on a Reddit AMA.
It basically means that a (probably white) person is trying to justify a racist remark by saying they used the word "Niggaz" instead of "Niggers".
It basically means that a (probably white) person is trying to justify a racist remark by saying they used the word "Niggaz" instead of "Niggers".
by jakk765 October 2, 2014
Get the The AZ Defensemug. Tower defense (TD) is a subgenre of strategy games where the goal is to defend a player's territories or possessions by obstructing the enemy attackers or by stopping enemies from reaching the exits, usually achieved by placing defensive structures on or along their path of attack.
by my.y.y.y August 21, 2022
Get the Tower Defensemug. When called into the manager’s office and informed of his failure to pass
a random drug screen, the Staten Island ferry worker replied in a panic stricken voice
“It’s not my test, it’s not my test.”
“What do you mean it's not your test? I’m sorry but the procedures and protocols are standard and the custody chain is valid. You failed for cocaine use,” replied the manager.
“No, no I don’t use cocaine, I was blowing Ricardo the ship yard worker and I ingested it. He does cocaine, I don’t” cried the deckhand.
“Oh, so you are claiming the ingestion defense?” asked the manager.
a random drug screen, the Staten Island ferry worker replied in a panic stricken voice
“It’s not my test, it’s not my test.”
“What do you mean it's not your test? I’m sorry but the procedures and protocols are standard and the custody chain is valid. You failed for cocaine use,” replied the manager.
“No, no I don’t use cocaine, I was blowing Ricardo the ship yard worker and I ingested it. He does cocaine, I don’t” cried the deckhand.
“Oh, so you are claiming the ingestion defense?” asked the manager.
by PEARKAY April 24, 2014
Get the Ingestion defensemug. The progressive stages of advancement and rejection in the make out process (Go for Boobs = Offense, Get pushed away = Defense)
by douknowchriso August 26, 2008
Get the Offense-Defensemug. A person who gets mad or reacts negatively to jokes about them being gay or being involved in gay activities with their bros.
"I Joked that me and Chad fuck every night and he got all pissed off about it."
"Don't worry bro, he's just being hetero defensive."
"Don't worry bro, he's just being hetero defensive."
by YungRightClick October 20, 2018
Get the Hetero Defensivemug. Ian fucked up defensive uno by playing his plus 2 to allow Justin to win even though Brett and Austin had their nuke +4s on the table
by Chosen rosen August 1, 2021
Get the Defensive Unomug.