Dandruff

referring to a person/object/situation that locates itself beside you or in your proximity (literal or figurative) that is less than desired.

"Yo man, that new girlfriend of yours is suckin' you dry. You need to brush that dandruff right off! Seriously, Desonex the chick!"

"Mikey, you're freakin' dandruff! You always show up at the worst time!"

by Matty P. October 20, 2006

Satans Dandruff

Snow fall.

Tim: Its snowing outside guys!

John: I fucking hate Satans dandruff. Now I have to go plow!

by shadow44_z December 25, 2008

Dandruff

someone who acts like they are all that, but in reality everyone thinks they are a freaking retard.

no one likes dandruffs because they are annoying.

by fafter April 15, 2006

Satan's Dandruff

Snow

I looked outside and saw a ton of Satan's dandruff falling. I hate winter!!!!!

by S2M April 1, 2009

Dandruff

1.) a girl that's trying to get through a man's head because they are famous or is well-known

2.) a girl that is annoying

That dandruff won't leave me alone.

by ice August 21, 2003

dandruff machine

someone who rarely showers, or does not use the right products to control their ridiculous dandruff

Kate: man, that guy is so gross. doesn't he know to use Head and Shoulders?

Kim: I know, he's a total dandruff machine

by SteelDragon April 12, 2010

Dandruff vinegar

He is an urban legend who men dared to seek. He is a small creature with a big belly, he is around 5’0 and weigh 246lbs there is only one was to survive this crazy mother fucker and that way is to RUN! He can track you from dandruff.

Dandruff vinegar is coming

by His survived August 11, 2018