damp paper towels

a type of japanese food. looks like green spam ( a bit like spinache)

'my god what can i have for dinner?'

'lord almighty! have some damp paper towel! its all the rage man!'

'dude! fuck yeah!'

by batman March 19, 2005

Damp Wood

"kahoy" na may boyfriend na at hindi mo na pwedeng basain ng man gravy mo

Ayyyy Shit man "kahoy" sana kaso Damp Wood na eh binasa na ni edgar.....

by erniemanzero and RagdeOnicro January 31, 2008

damp lettuce

A female equivalent of "having a waz."

"I'm just off to damp me lettuce"

by dabheel parver October 5, 2004

damp napkin

When your girlfriend gets her cum in her in your beard

Dude I ate my gf out and she gave me a damp napkin

by Yaboi6798888 May 3, 2018

damp napkin

When your girlfriend cums in your beard

I was eating my bitch put and she gave me a damp napkin

by Yaboi6798888 May 3, 2018

damp gust

1. What happens just after you jerk off into a fan and just before cum splashes onto your roommate's face as he awakens to a beautiful day. 2. When, much like the leaves in "Colors of the Wind" from Pocahontas, John Smith's wolf-shaped cum carries on a gentle autumn breeze before navigating via heat-seeking sperm into Pocahontas' cumhole (be it her mouth, vagina, or anus, through which Brother Muskrat, seeking to escape Pocahontas' body, squeezed his body through until the anus began to close, keeping him from being able to get his tail out with its hair intact). 3. A shart.

"Some speculate that U2's 'Beautiful Day' is, in fact, about the time John Smith, traveling into the modern day via time warp, launched a damp gust into Bono's sharting anus."
-Rolling Stone Magazine

by The Phantom Menace November 20, 2007

damp jam

Jazz slang for a hard played improvised musical session, often in the company of non-band members.

Man, that cat Diz can blow a damp jam!

by Sphygmo19 March 12, 2011