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Colonel Cluster Fuck

A new derogatory term referring to President George W. Bush. Popularized by Danny from tourretesguy.com
"What do you think about George Bush?"

"You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck?"
by Lockdown91 June 7, 2007
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Chinese Cluster Fuck

A Chinese Cluster Fuck is an especially egregious cluster fuck due to the combined incompetence of more people than can be counted.
"Then the cops showed up and it turned into an all-out chinese cluster fuck."
by snizzery August 8, 2008
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Jumbo Cluster Fuck

The metamorphic transition of a cluster fuck, going beyond your wildest expectations. An event you knew was going to be bad, but exceeded everything you envisioned this cluster fuck to be in epic proportions.
"After wrestling for an hour with Lurch's virus-laden computer for the fifth time this month, I quickly realized this was turning into a jumbo cluster fuck."
by Fiftyslam February 18, 2010
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Mongolian Cluster Fuck

This is of apparent military derivation, American usage: a situation that is so balled up it is beyond description.
The recruits were given the command "To the Rear, March." Half of them kept going, a few went to the rear, and the rest just stood there.
by J. Bethancourt September 13, 2003
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Colonel Cluster Fuck

''Colonel Cluster Fuck'' is a name given to ex-president George W Bush by YouTuber; The Tourettes Guy.
''What are your opinions on George W. Bush? ''You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck''
by meeme master November 5, 2017
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colonel cluster fucks

nickname for the students who go to colonel by secondary school.
Student 1: Hey, colonel cluster fucks!!!

Students 2,3,4,5,6: SHUT UP!! We're not colonel cluster fucks just because we go to colonel by!

Student 1: Yes it does...colonel cluster fucks!!!
by ColonelBy2013 December 16, 2011
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Cluster fuck

When an orgy is crashed by a bunch of gay men, they then tie everyone up and rape the shit out of them
My ass is sore. i was having an orgy but some gay guys cluster fucked us!
by Amiable companion Friday September 15, 2010
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