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Clarted

1. (adv) - To be strange or abnormal in a negative manner - similar to "clapped". May rarely hold a slightly positive connotation if used fondly.

2. (v) Mainly in the British Isles - The more common, past-tense form of "clart", the act of having been beaten up, typically via a tackle of some sort.
"I don't know how the fuck she can listen to this... shit's fucking clarted lmfao"

"Got absolutely clarted outside Tigh Neachtain's last night..."
by Tokuto July 9, 2021
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Dutty clart

The unification of the adjective dutty and the suffix of that of words such as pussyclart or bomboclaat, its not a variation of those words, so is applicable as banter but also as an insult or term of endearment, the versatility of this noun is what makes it such a fun term.
My mate Sam, he’s an absolute dutty clart

That’s a shit bill, you’re such a dutty clart
by Narsayee711 February 23, 2020
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Clart

Where one passes gas into a girls clit for sexual stimulation
imma Clart up your pussy so you blow up like a balloon
by Deven lu June 28, 2023
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Clart

When you fart and your cheeks clap
Her ass is so fat, I just know it clarts
by ShrekIsMyCity June 2, 2024
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clarted

clarted can mean blocked, covered, congested or just too much of something.
The Motorway was all clarted up after Junction 31 because of an accident.

The tube on his hearing aid was clarted up with earwax.
by Puffsleeves July 7, 2023
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Clarting

Clarting (Noun/ verb)

A niche slang term originating in Dutch subculture, especially from the Overijssel province.

Sexual Slang; Refers to an exaggerated sexual act where, due to intense action, bodily fluids are said to be "launched" into the air. Each airborne drop is humorously referred to as a “clart.”

Social Term; Can also be used casually to describe a meetup, gathering, or function.

Friendship Slang; “Clarter” is used as an alternative to “friend” or “mate.”

Title of Respect; In certain circles, someone with high social energy or “ultra aura goonrays” earns the suffix “-clart” to their name, symbolizing legendary status.
"it was so wild, a clart hit the ceiling!"

"We’re clarting at john’s tonight, if you want to come."

"What’s up, clarter?"

"Ever since since the group clarting he's been going by John-clart"
by cultuursniffer August 6, 2025
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Clart

To but someone in a semi aggressive way but can be used in a joking way. A word owned by Harry s
Nugget I shall clart you if you don't shut up
by Nuggets egirl gf December 11, 2021
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