Turbo Chong

The act of taking a massive chong on a fat bifta. Word used by chavs, idiots and/or the elderly.

"Aww mate, give us a turbo chong on that cone!"
"I was turbo chongin' all night long - I'm all chonged out"

by Chongmeister February 10, 2012

Beg a Chong

The action of asking a brother to have a go on his vape

Dennis, beg a chong?

by Fredericans February 24, 2022

chong and fly

It's when you light that doobage shit and go sky high in the clouds my guy.

Let's all go to hot topic and bust out a chong and fly!

by Everyonesguy May 16, 2018

Chong bezel

You’ve got the basic Asian trim and your trim has been bazzed by your dad(jizzed on)

You scruffy little Chong Bezel
You’ve been fucking chong bezeld there pal

by BrealeyDon June 29, 2019

tommy chong

Tommy Chong is the full name of Chong in the Cheech and Chong movies.

I loves me some Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong man.

by crayon_pink July 21, 2006

Fart Chong

Wait for your mate to fall asleep on the couch and fart in his face then hold his nose so he breathes in through his mouth.

Get in Kennys asleep grab that conk ive got a ripping dazzler brewing. Im gonna give him a right good Fart Chong.

by P Spuds July 10, 2011

Chonging Turd

A huge shit that leaves you feeling immensely satisfied once you have taken it. Usually stinks.

Person A: Why are you looking so guilty?
Person B: I just took a chonging turd on your girlfriend.
Person A: Not a Cleveland Steamer!

by Yabadabadork January 10, 2016