chapossum

mix between chipmunk and possum; used to describe a girl who goes after hot guys even though she's über-ugly. Originated in 2007 in Onekama School in Onekama, MI.

Girl: Oh, look at that stud!

Guy Friend: Shut up, you little chapossum... There's no chance in hell.

by nadlena June 5, 2009

Chipoop

A large, burrito-like bowel movement after recently ingesting Chipotle. This particular brand of fecal matter can only occur after a meal at Chipotle; it is a singular type of poop.

Dude, I just ate so much Chipotle and now I need to Chipoop.

by peesha July 23, 2010

Chahoovenist

n. A person who is sexist on a ridiculously high level.

"Did you hear about that one guy who nearly beat this girl because she was doing manly stuff?" "Yeah, he's a Chahoovenist. "

by BakerStreetSleuths January 3, 2011

champooning

Drinking champagne from a woman's vagina as if it was a fury chalice.

Dave: What you doing tonight John?
John: Going to see Tessa, going to get some champagne on the way.
Dave: Ahhhh special night?
John: you could say that, hoping to use her furry chalice if you catch my drift.
Dave: You dirty bastard, after some champooning then?

by Everyman69s January 7, 2014

Chipoon

When you use a chip as a spoon no matter what your eating

I need a chipoon to eat my soup!

by terenewow March 6, 2016

chipoot

The farts resulting after eating at Chipotle. Often accompanied by a "Chipotle child."

Johnny made the mistake of eating Chipotle before hopping on the bus, and the massive chipoot he couldn't hold in made all the other passengers gag.

by Some Guy Named Platypus December 9, 2016

Chaloosley

A Multani term coined by Saint Loosy, used as a derogatory term to describe people who side with the opposite gender.

Always have your bro's back, even if he's in the wrong. Don't be a chaloosley.

by thisismypseudonym September 5, 2017