Dutch Courgette

A recreational past time involving two friends, a courgette and some marijuana. You take the courgette and put a hole in it from top to bottom. Then you put a hole at the midpoint that intersects the first hole. Pack this hole full of marijuana. The first friend takes this courgette packed with pot and insert it in their arse hole. The second friend gets into position and lights the weed. To keep the weed burning the first friend occasionally farts to provide airflow as the second friend draws in a heady breath of THC and shit

Friend 1: Oh dude I just broke my bong
Friend 2: Don't worry fam I've got you back, I've got a courgette and some lube. We can do a Dutch courgette

by Flaming_Monkey March 11, 2022

Beese Churger

Beese churger is the opposite of a cheeseburger by replacing the bun with cheese and the bread with cheese

I Like eating this new food they made, its called "Beese Churger"

by BFDILOVAAH September 23, 2023

Beese Churger

A burger but with everything else on the outside. often fed to kitty cats

Here kitty you can has beese churger

by jaze Farvis November 12, 2024

prick burgerler churgler

a prick burgerler churgler cis the churgliest buergerlier of the group

eg ;1 oi bro skipped

2 what a prick burgerler churgler nigger ahh faggot ahh boi. bros legit scared we finna hit him with some funny rape
1 ong tho

by touchingchildren May 8, 2022

gone off courgette

When you leave a courgette out for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off courgette is mushy.

by Debskelly1985 March 4, 2023