The pouch of wine in boxed wine. Commonly found at your local supermarket and used by middle age women after the divorce. Also used by collage girls after a break-up.
Guy: I found the reminisce of an oversized Capri-Sun next to my passed out ex
Guy2: what will you drink now
Guy1: I don’t know I could give water a try
Guy2: what will you drink now
Guy1: I don’t know I could give water a try
by Knee gears April 07, 2019
BEST CAMP COUNSELOR EVER. Doesn’t get sun burns because she bathes in dog drool. Won’t let fibbers go to the camp nurse. Her catchphrase is “Sick!” Has a secret handshake with her cousin that is so secret they must recreate it every day for fear that it is compromised. Likes to have fun. If she could change all of the water in the world to a different liquid, she would change it to Capri-sun. Was almost names Spider-Pig.
Lesser Camp Counselor: Hey Capri-fun, are you going to let that kid go to the nurse?
Capri-fun: No, the kid ain’t siiiiick. He’s faking it. They’re faking it. They’re all faking it.
Capri-fun: No, the kid ain’t siiiiick. He’s faking it. They’re faking it. They’re all faking it.
by Sugar Crash July 19, 2019
by VictoriasBigMouth January 24, 2012
When you pour a Capri Sun in your girlfriend or wife's vagina and begin to fuck her until you cum then proceed to drink it with a straw
by Twatguzzler301 March 06, 2021
Daniel - Have you seen that fatty Capri?
Zach - Oh she’s hot
Daniel - Yep you neede to pack you’re jandals and flippers to go there otherwise you won’t survive the hotness
Zach - Oh she’s hot
Daniel - Yep you neede to pack you’re jandals and flippers to go there otherwise you won’t survive the hotness
by Glamour girl_cutexoxoxox July 12, 2018
one of the most amazing individuals in the world <3 theyre vv funny and vv cute and sweet, i wish the best on them.
by kixidii March 27, 2021
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