Caprislytherslut

A person who's a Capricorn+Slytherin+slut.
All in magically carnal ways.

You are my favourite Caprislytherslut!

by FiendCurls September 24, 2020

Caprice

Most beautiful and perfect girl. Always the smartest and prettiest girl in a room. Everyone loves her. People want to be her or date her.

She’s perfect must be caprice.

by netflix hulu January 6, 2021

Capricorn

the best fucking zodiac, y do u even have to look it up

Woh shes a Capricorn, wow thats so koo. I wish I was her.

by iykyk_and.if.u.dont.than.u.ont April 19, 2021

log carrier

A character generally only seen walking around behind the main action in an ensemble cast show, but who occasionally gets out of line and tries to be part of the main action. A term derived from the show Lost, which may be applied to any character or person who would be better off returning to his or her menial task (such as log carrying) and leaving the important work to the pros.

– “What were the names of those people on Lost who suddenly appeared for two crappy episodes and then got killed off right away?
- “I don’t know- they were log carriers! Who cares?”

by Jayne and James January 11, 2009

Jesus Christ in Capri Pants

Jesus wears Capri pants, Hawaiian shirts, and loafers with no socks, his beard is on fleek.

When used as an expletive , as in :
"Jesus Christ in Capri Pants, did you see that hipsters fanny pack?"
or
"Jesus Christ in Capri pants, Becky, look at her butt, it is so big!"

Can also be used as a handy hashtag... #JesusChristInCapriPants #fannypack #hipster #beckysbutt #lookatit

by socially awkward sally May 17, 2016

Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier

The act of taking a dump and believing you are done, yet mid-wipe, you realize there is one final wave. The tissue used from the first round, now floating in the middle of the bowl, resembles an aircraft carrier for which to land the straggling turd. The fresh excrement sits safely outside of the water, due to the buoyancy of the toilet paper.

I just done Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier. (Just took a crap on the toilet paper used from my first go-round of wiping.)

by ManfredManley October 3, 2013

cariel

a very smart queen. Slays everyone lives. Can fall in love with quick. Can take you man any day but chose not to because it's not cute. All the boys want her but she too smart for them..

Damn I wish I was Cariel

Cariel is the baddest out here

by Quelisha March 18, 2017