the creepy ped who lowkey highkey rapes people and wears pants ten sizes to big. convicted of a dui even tho he got hired as a latin teacher. treats everyone as if they are all dumbasses which is honestly true. he probably has women hidden in the back of his car. he is def a child molester. everyone reported him on the anonymous app.
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