Bondage-scarred

The act of finding out that your parents are part of the BDSM community in the most scarring way possible. An example would be coming home from school and seeing your mum on all fours with a gag on and your dad behind her with a whip.

Friend: Why didn't you go to the party yesterday?
You: I couldn't man, I got Bondage-scarred and fainted and we all know I don't faint bro.

by PuppyKittenPiglet December 6, 2016

asian bondage

Its is a Japanese style of bondage or BDSM which involves tying a person up using simple yet visually intricate patterns, usually with several pieces of thin rope

Boy 1 : you want to asian bondage that girl over there
Boy 2 : Hell yeah
Boy 1 : bring the boys over and get some rope

by ilovebdsm March 19, 2023

Ball Bondage

Ball bondage is when you sit down in tight jeans for a long long time to then find your testicles are twisted and stuck together in the most awkward position, moving your junk around with your hand or most other unique methods to remove such disturbance.

Jeff - "Argh, I've got ball bondage again"
Gary - "How are you going to untangle them this time"
Jeff - "With your mouth of course"

by TheLoverForJeans July 28, 2016

Beijing bondage

All that is required is a set of Chinese handcuffs.

How do you keep an Asian in bondage?
Answer: Beijing bondage.

by Dump truck December 6, 2016

Commodore Bondage

You Invite your girlfriend or mate into your Holden Commodore and tie him/her up with a bondage kit or rope and duct tape. Start the commodore, lock the doors and floor the accelerator to board aka maximum revs and do a burnout till you've scared her. You then perform a sexual act on him/her (Blow Job, Anal Sex or kinky sex for example. When he/she has an orgasm rev the engine to the max to distract him/her from cleaning up pants after they've cummed/jizzed themselves.

Person 1: Hey girl, you wanna take a ride?
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: let's have commodore bondage

by BigBunnyrabbits June 30, 2019

repairman's bondage

When the dom tapes the sub to the wall with duct tape and buttfucks them.

Navy: I heard that the mayor did a repairman's bondage.
Sky: I've heard worse.
Navy: With his cat.
Sky: That's more understandable.
(vomits)

by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019

bondage cannon

Before he ejaculates, the man places a small metal ball into the end of his penis and uses the orgasm to fire it out like a cannon ball.

Oh man, John gave Suzy a bondage cannon last night, it was sick! Anyway, the funeral is on Friday, I hope you can make it.

by Wookie-Nookie June 8, 2017