Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.
by monkeygurad69 March 7, 2022
Get the biological mug.The broad application of thermodynamic laws to living systems at all scales, from enzyme kinetics and cellular respiration to ecosystem energy flow. It quantifies the efficiency of life's engines, the entropy cost of maintaining order, and the energy constraints driving evolution. It asks: How much useful work can a cell extract from a glucose molecule? What are the absolute thermodynamic limits to growth and complexity?
Example: "Studying biological thermodynamics ruined buffets for him. He saw his plate not as food, but as a disordered high-energy system he would spend hours degrading into heat, waste, and a tiny bit of ordered structure (his body), all while increasing the universe's total entropy. He still ate the shrimp, but with existential solemnity."
by Abzugal January 30, 2026
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