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Bamboo

Bamboo just ate a furby
by anonymous June 26, 2024
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fuckn in my bamboo

VR: FUCKN IN MY BAMBOO LOOKIN IN MY ONR TWO
by Roopy77 February 11, 2021
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bamboo taker

A person who enjoys large bamboos up the anus and ejaculates from it
Julia: Omg Matthew all of my bamboo are gone
Matthew: I think it’s them damn Bamboo takers them fellers are weird
by CKKD October 17, 2022
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Bamboo

The series of events in which there is an explosion that displeases the audience, so they show their displeasure with the sound of a "boo".
"Hey, how did you like that TNT showcase last night?"
"Bamboo."
by summer sausage October 25, 2018
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bamboo drizzle

water that continues to fall off tree leaves even after the rain clouds have stopped pouring
"How are you wet? I thought it stopped raining an hour ago"
"Oh yeah this is just a little bamboo drizzle"
by V-Popp April 14, 2015
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Old Bamboo

The "Old Bamboo" endearingly refers to a long bamboo stick famously coined by Dick Van Dyke in his breakout role in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang through the song "Me ol' bamboo". More colloquially, the old bamboo can refer to a penis experiencing erectile dysfunction, possibly due to age related illness.
"Sorry love, me old bamboo don't work the way it used to"
"The pandas gone an' chewed on me old bamboo, the greedy bugger"
by Pontefartus June 13, 2024
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Going Bamboo

When someone crashes out over something completely insignificant, they’re going bamboo.
“Yo this guy is going bamboo cause i don’t capitalise my i when i talk online
by NikkiTheSilly June 26, 2025
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