Salad Avoider

Someone who is so morbidly obese with no intent of changing, that they do everything in their power to avoid losing weight, including eating salads.

Person 1: Hey, do you see that Salad Avoider over there?
Person 2: Yeah, he has more chins than Chinatown.

by JambiTheDiddler July 2, 2022

foid avoid

the stance you make when you try to evade detection from wandering demons of the night

“Had to hit the foid avoid at the club last night… too many latinas and snow bunnies making their hunting rounds last night, it was a necessary safety precaution to avoid any lethal cortisol spikes.”

by youngdolph March 7, 2026