Type 1- When a person 1 becomes friends with person 2 and suddenly they become best friends and inseparable because the person 1 either needs something(drugs, Money, clout e.t.c.) or is desperate
Type 2- When a person starts dating/crushing on somebody and they are immediately attached and the never wanna talk about/think/ be with anybody else but that person because they are either wanna look good for other people, they are desperate, or they are using them(sex, Money,drugs,clout,e.c.t.)
Type 2- When a person starts dating/crushing on somebody and they are immediately attached and the never wanna talk about/think/ be with anybody else but that person because they are either wanna look good for other people, they are desperate, or they are using them(sex, Money,drugs,clout,e.c.t.)
Example of type 1:
Person 1- Have you seen Emily? I have been looking for her for like 30 minutes!
Person 2- She’s probably with Kate, she’s totally got Person attachment syndrome(PAS)
Example of type 2:
Person 1- Did you see Emma’s story with her new boyfriend Jack? They are acting like they have been dating for months!
Person 2- I know I say it too, she’s got a bad case of person attachment syndrome (PAS)
You can also just insert a persons name in front in syndromes like “jack syndrome”
Person 1- Have you seen Emily? I have been looking for her for like 30 minutes!
Person 2- She’s probably with Kate, she’s totally got Person attachment syndrome(PAS)
Example of type 2:
Person 1- Did you see Emma’s story with her new boyfriend Jack? They are acting like they have been dating for months!
Person 2- I know I say it too, she’s got a bad case of person attachment syndrome (PAS)
You can also just insert a persons name in front in syndromes like “jack syndrome”
by CöölDüdë_ April 12, 2019

The process through which one hooks a guy up with a girl. This is most often a path of retribution after severe and unnecessary Cock Blocking.
John: "Dude that was a total cock block. Your such an asshole."
Joe: "My bad bro, ill cock attach you later."
Joe: "My bad bro, ill cock attach you later."
by Caesar1911 October 1, 2011

It means that you are so deeply connected to a person that you can become very vulnerable or become easily hurt by them if they decided to disappointment you. You can also see it as the other person dictating your emotions. So without them you are not happy or you cannot manage independently.
by betterthenyou.😛 February 5, 2024

A very clingy boyfriend
by Lil Potato December 31, 2016

a boy comes home from school, goes into his backyard and starts attaching helium balloons to his lawn chair.
his mother comes into the backyard from the house and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?.
Adam: can I attach balloons to this lawn chair without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to turn amateur flying machine building among modern teenagers into a trend. I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.
mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil. now I want you to do your chemistry, and I mean wash the dishes, take out the trash, and the like, not your chemistry homework; you get the idea.
his mother comes into the backyard from the house and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?.
Adam: can I attach balloons to this lawn chair without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to turn amateur flying machine building among modern teenagers into a trend. I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.
mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil. now I want you to do your chemistry, and I mean wash the dishes, take out the trash, and the like, not your chemistry homework; you get the idea.
by Sexydimma August 31, 2012
