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get on your zoom 

To urge someone divert their attention or energy towards something of greater importance or relevance.

This is a popular saying used mostly by TikTok users. In 2020, TikToker QueenZieLocTheVoice recorded a video of her urging her daughter to wake up from sleeping in and log into her virtual Zoom class. She then mentioned that if she didn’t log in she would have her mother in trouble with Truancy. Thus, people on TikTok began using the sound from that video in their own videos to signify the urge to divert focus on important things instead of non-important things.
My sister keeps asking me if she should go back to her ex. I told her “You gotta get on your Zoom and stop going back to that toxic mess.”

I don’t want to go to work today but let me go ahead and get on my Zoom.

You got to get on your Zoom and start getting serious about your workouts.
get on your zoom by Díaz June 28, 2023
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Neo Maxi Zoom Dweebie 

Invented by Judd Nelson improvising in his role in the classic 80's high school movie The Breakfast Club to describe how very nerdy 'Brian' the nerd is. He concludes, 'You are a parent's wet dream. You're a Neo Maxi Zoom Dweebie. What would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?'

Zoom Nigga 

Any person who lives 10x faster than the average human being. Always running throughout the halls, bumping into people and just in general has a sense of urgency. Commonly found in the bathroom covered in beans. Zoom Nigga will find himself stuck in bathroom stalls yelling for help before eventually squeezing himself through the stall door.
Person 1: "Hey, what is up with that guy covered in beans yelling at people through the door in the bathroom stall?"
Person 2: " I don't know but that is a Zoom Nigga if i have ever seen one, just wait till he comes out."
Zoom Nigga by Aiden Kilgore September 24, 2018
doing zumba over zoom! duh.
Got to do zumba over zoom! I feel very zoom-bahd
zoom-ba by Icebumb April 16, 2020

zoom jail 

When you're in more than 4 hours of zoom video conference calls in one day.
Significant other: You look awful. What happened? You: I was in zoom jail for 7 hours today.
zoom jail by ProductRoom35 May 27, 2020

zoom cave 

the loss of awareness of your surroundings while working or doing school on zoom all day long
I was so far into my zoom cave I had no idea my neighbor was on my front lawn to return my escaped dog.
zoom cave by vocabulum July 28, 2020

Zoom out 

When a bitch is just too close
Zoom out by Killakyle00063 May 21, 2021