Victory boner

An erection achieved through no sexual arousal, but through a moment of triumph. This boner will often be taken care of by a lady with a wet victory vagina

Bill screwed Jane in the ass with his victory boner after throwing that last touchdown pass.

by DJM October 07, 2003

Horn of Victory

When you bring a women to such an intense organsm that she farts at the same time. Thus, signially to you that you are successful at bringing her to a new orgasmic level.

I gave my girlfriend such an intense orgamsm last night she gave me the "horn of victory"

by Erj August 26, 2004

victory sex

(n.) the sexual intercourse that you have after a truly great achievement

Guy: "I just got accepted to Harvard, baby!"
Girl: "Well why don't you go upstairs?"
Guy: "Huh?"
Girl: "I'm gonna rock your world with some epic victory sex!"

by Da Sperminator June 19, 2011

Victory Cola

It's when you pour enough of a 2 liter bottle of coke out..and pour half a liter of whiskey in...it'll get you drunk.

Wow, after I drank that victory cola, I was fucked up.

by TheAbby May 14, 2008

victory braking

When a driver brakes for no apparent reason, it is said by the aggravated person behind them that they are braking "for victory".

Holy shit, there's absolutely nothing in front of this guy, he needs to cut back on the fucking victory braking.

by branden January 05, 2006

Victory Tingle

The tingling, sometimes painful, sensation felt in one's hand after a particularly satisfying and loud high five.

"I got that girl's number!"
*high five*
"Ohhhh feel the victory tingle!"

by J-Thrust October 11, 2007

Victory Cigar

The epic moment in life when a person becomes successful and "makes it" in this world, and to celebrate they have a Victory Cigar while overlooking their achievement

*The moment a person becomes successful they smoke a victory Cigar to celebrate!

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"It aint over till the fat lady sings"

~~
Person becomes successful and "hears the fat lady sing". Instantly, that person took out the Victory Cigar, and smoked it away!
~~

Usually the ones who make it in life, such as Kanye West are caught smoking the Victory Cigar.

by $successconeffort$ FRY November 02, 2010