Skip to main content

valentina

has small penis wanks and listens to his sister get bumbed and is from soviet russia and is a cunt half the time and the other time he is drinking vodka and calls everyone retarded
o man he is a (valentina )
by mr skinny penis April 21, 2018
mugGet the valentinamug.

valentina gladys santiago

the #1 gf in the world. an AMAZING human being. literally so stunning
by kekelezzy August 9, 2021
mugGet the valentina gladys santiagomug.

Valentina Wallinger

the coolest, nicest,smartest,most gorgeous,prettiest,funniest and way more she is the nicest and sweetest girl of all time
I love you
Did u see Valentina Wallinger, she looked so pretty today
by dumpster42 April 28, 2025
mugGet the Valentina Wallingermug.

Valentinas

he disrespects the relationship, quickly surrenders to other girls. But there is a girl who still supports him But also he is nice with him fun but very bad at choosing solutions His green eyes captivate the girl's heart because it's Valentinas
He is very attractive who is he? Valentinas
by Patricija November 21, 2021
mugGet the Valentinasmug.

Valentina

valentina is the most annoyingest and gross girl. she eats her boogers and then throws up but she then eats that. she will own a pizza shop in new york city but no one will come because they see her put her boogers in the pizza. she will then be broke and have nothing. she will go to her friend miranda for some hotdogs but miranda won't give any to her.
you: omg I just went to valentina's pizzeria and saw her pick her nose

me: yeah she does that and she also puts it in the pizza. she's really gross

you: oh thanks for letting me know
by imugly6969 June 15, 2018
mugGet the Valentinamug.

Valentina

Valentina is the best friend anyone could ask for. If you need something she's always there for you. She's the least selfish and respectful person I've met and i truly love her. She's literally the most beautiful girl I've ever seen, she has wavy, long hair ,caramel-like eyes and Latina. I mean, if you look at her you'll fall in love, even tho she is my my best friend, I'll do anything for her. She really is a nice and delicate person. She has the biggest and brightest smile, she'll light up your day just by looking at her. I really do enjoy all the times we've hung out, she makes every day much easier for me to go through. If you ever get to be Valentina's friend, you'll know what a good friend is like. Appreciate every moment you spend with her because you'll never find some like her.

-Jackie H <3
Girl: omg Valentina is so pretty!
Girl2: she really is, I wish I looked like her.
Girl: she's so nice too! I wish i could be her friend.
by Jackiehhh April 19, 2024
mugGet the Valentinamug.

Share this definition