ur mom

your mother, or either a “comeback” that brain damaged kids use, sometimes they just reply with ur mom to everything cause of their brain damage.

carlos : hey julia do you know what’s for math homework?
nikita: ur mom
carlos: what?

nikita: ur mom

by idontknow024 May 22, 2022

ur mom

its your mom.

so wyd today

ur mom

by ur moms simp March 22, 2021

UR MOM

what I did last night

hey me and UR MOM hit it off last night.

by thebest_sourpickle September 1, 2022

Ur mom

The two words who rule them all

Person 1:ur mean
Person 2:ur mom
Person 1:(dies)

by Totally_Dbangz October 12, 2020

ur mom

sexy fucking bitch

I would take ur mom out anyday

by dsfdsfdsfdsf December 31, 2018

ur mom

not the 2017 ur mom jokes…

person: hey bro..ur mom HAHAHAHAHA
person’s friend: …

by imsuchabaddieyomomma February 28, 2022

ur mom

a very funny joke that only swag people use. never overrated.

"What time is it?" "ur mom" *giggles*

by mmurmom March 17, 2022