UK

Where wiggers in America migrated once the punk rockers kicked their asses, they soon adopted burberry baseball hats and became known as chavs.

The native inhabitants of this poor chain of islands have attempted to drive back these invaders, but to no avail. Soon rock will be driven completely off their charts as well.

Wigger 1: Hey yo Nate dawg lets roll on over to the UK, I heard they have some Burberry hats that are off the hizzie!

Nate Dawg: Hellz ya my nigga! Lemme call my bitches and hoes and ill be right over!

by Kyle112 October 6, 2007

Boston, UK

Crap-arse town on the east coast of Great Britain. Original Boston of which Boston americans stole cause we imprisoned their pilgrim fathers in Boston prison.
Devoooo to fake bostonians

General Dickwank: Hey, British kid, where are you from?
Awesomeness Bostonian: I'm from Boston
General Dickwank: Isn't that in america (*sniggers*)
Awesomeness Bostonian: No, dickwank, that is the second Boston, the original Boston (Boston, UK) is in England and hence Boston, MA was named after our town, THAT'S how good it is
General Dickwank: Damn, i guess i'm gay then

by Awesomeness Bostonian February 24, 2009

UK

A little bitch from Sweden.

"UK sure is pouty."
"Thats cause he's a little bitch."

by Ran Dazz February 23, 2008

Sun in the uk

More rare than rolling a 829 on a 999999998828191919911991919919191 sided dice if it exited

I love britan
What about the weather there
Oh yeah sun in the uk is so rare

by Ikjjjjjiiiiuuuu July 30, 2021

UK Nonce

One British person getting called a nonce by another British person for something completely unrelated to pedophilia.

Jamie: *puts the milk in first*
Mike: “predator!”

Mike: *does not hold the door open for jamie*
Jamie: *under his breath* “pedo”

Me: *explains the meaning of UK Nonce*
The UK: “nonce”

by QueenScottyRoad September 4, 2021

Comedic ()Uke

Someone who sends pictures of there face with nothing else to a group chat more than 5 times a day without rest

"You are the least funny person ever, youre straight a Comedic ()Uke"

by Biggerthankhail January 2, 2021

prom in the uk

very very overrated (overrated is an understatement)

why I dont want to go...

1- my year is going to be there (very judgemental people - also they are all assholes)
2- the money involved (I'm really not rich)

3- everybody is very obsessed and I don't have the energy to try that hard for a dance

4- dancing is boring

5- there's no alcohol - i just want to get black-out drunk
6- no date (sadly - though did i mention everyone in my year are assholes)
7- i KNOW i will embarrass myself
8- #introvert

person 1: omg can we go to this prom shop to choose dresses?!
person 2: let's rent an expensive limo!
person 3: I'm going to work out and diet every day so i look good for prom!
person 4: I love prom in the uk!!
me: I'm not going
all: omg why?! It'll be amazing and fun!!
me: no. no, it really really won't
all: you're missing out
me: really, I'm not

by some.random.kid February 18, 2023