Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

best line in ultrakill

Minos fucking prime: Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

V1: no I win

by KFCworker April 26, 2025

When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

the twenty-second episode of the third season of the American animated series Family Guy, and the original series finale.

When You Wish Upon a Weinstein was written by Ricky Blitt and directed by Dan Povenmire. This episode features guest performances from Andrea Beutener, Mark Hamill, Phil LaMarr, Ed McMahon, Peter Riegert, Mary Scheer, Ben Stein, and Nicole Sullivan.

by SPrice1980 May 11, 2023

meditation upon a broomstick

When someone shoves a broomstick into their anus, as if it was a dildo.

"Who's up for some meditation upon a broomstick?" asked John.
"I bet that will feel good!" said Mary.

by coleslaw696969 September 6, 2017

Stumbled upon

Ha! Hahaha! You mean 'been thrown at!?' Is that what you mean!? Hahaha!

Hym "Hahahahaha! I LOVE that that is your response to that question! Ha! 'Stumbled upon.' That is PRICELESS! You know, speaking of magnets, that brings me back to my fat-cock pheromone theory. I bet you a million dollars they have some kind of pheromone-adjacent property. I'm pretty sure I told someone to study that but I'm still waiting on it to get back to me. Hurry it up! "

by Hym Iam October 20, 2023

upon my soul

an exclamation of surprise.

"Upon my soul, that was the most delicious cake I have ever tasted!"

by Arminkshipper May 3, 2025

The Day of the Yahoo is upon us

When Great British districts (such as Moss Side, Droitwich, and Kidderminster) become motor-yobberised by inner-city thugs. As featured on S1 E5 of ON THE HOUR, the predecessor to Chris Morris's much more famous The Day Today

"The Day of the Yahoo is upon us" - Former Home Secretary Kenneth Baker

by pseudonym_penguin September 11, 2025

smiling upon approach

SOA THE ANTONYM FOR RBF

She was so cute!! couldn’t believe she was smiling upon approach!!!

by 4love August 20, 2024