The Todd

Double bourbon and coke in a tall glass

Can I have The Todd please barman.

by The Browster November 2, 2010

Todd

Todd is the type of guy that would write a love letter to himself. The only way he can get a date is to lie... about everything.

Todd can suck a fat one.

by nuggetopoop February 14, 2017

Todd

A Todd is a Todd and smells like a little round ball of shit. Fuck you Todd

Dude did you just see that guy pick up that dog shit and eat it ? I did ! What a Todd

by Yufunny January 7, 2017

Todd

Todd is not nice .

Todd is a teletubbie

by lolihatelife December 14, 2017

Todd

A person who is doing something stupid; dumb nut

The dog was a todd after it ran into the door

by Adante the Spartan Beast June 3, 2017

Todd

An old man, typically 70+. Loves Diet Coke and golfing. Has beady blue eyes and whispy white hair. Most importantly, Todd is synonymous with severe obesity, and is a control freak.

Oh my gosh, stop being such a Todd!

by user1947286 September 21, 2019

Todd

A Todd seems like a very nice kind person, but when you have trust in him, his shell will slowly drop to show his true colors. A Todd can be nice, however, some are lower than the ground we walk on.

Oh my god, what happened to that girl?
She just got out of an emotionally abusive relationship.
Oh no!
Yeah, Todd really did a number on her.

by Darkstalker November 7, 2020