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Bison

“Does Brycen have hoes?”
Absolutely not he’s a bison.
by Blackboxboi January 16, 2022
mugGet the Bisonmug.

Bison Nudge

Used as an expression for avoiding or escaping a controversial scenario or a problematic situation by using someone/something else as an excuse to save your own ass.

Exemplified by the youtube clip "Douchebag Bison"

Akin to 'throwing someone under the bus' or 'passing the buck'
Reporter: Why do you think your movie was a flop this week?

Lead Actor: The script was good. But people just won't go see the film cause of the lead actress and her low level of acting skills.

TV viewer: Damn! That dude just gave her a bison nudge.

example #2: Penn State gave Joe Paterno a bison nudge.
by MR EMAN November 11, 2011
mugGet the Bison Nudgemug.

bison diblasi

"damn look how fine Bison looks today".
Bison DiBlasi is an extremely hansom guy from Italian roots. Fears no man, or situation. He is very brave and guarded. Fantastic personality that all the ladies love and adore. You will fall for his charm and the way he is old fashioned and very respectful to everyone " He's wonderful. Synonyms include - buffalo, big ,strong ,brave , heroic, guarded
by His sweet friend January 22, 2014
mugGet the bison diblasimug.

Bisoning

When a male bison finds a female bison interesting he will stand directly in front of her and not move except to stay directly in her line of sight, as when a female bison wants to mate, they will go for the first male they see.

So bisoning is the fuckboy standing in front of you, horning in on your conversations and remaining there despite any and all attempts to move away or disinclude him. Basically the "I'm here, take pity on me, fuck me, I'm here, take pity on me, fuck me"
I tried to get away from Ryan so I could talk to this hot bartender, but he was a total fuckboy kept bisoning me all night instead...
by MercyTemptation October 4, 2015
mugGet the Bisoningmug.

ditch bison

A very unfortunate looking female. More times than not a heavy set female. Looks like something that was struck and left in a ditch.
Damn, that broads a total ditch bison
by Detwaa9 March 16, 2014
mugGet the ditch bisonmug.

The Bison

The definition of any woman in the world named Kathryn.
damn, look at the bison, she grazed on ALL the grass and ate ALL of our ranch!
by Koikstein December 2, 2010
mugGet the The Bisonmug.

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