The Cannonball Slap

The act of hanging on your ceiling fan and dropping a large log into your partner's rectum, thus slapping her innards. The vagina can work too, but she may not like it.

Dude, I totally wanted to The Cannonball Slap to your sister last night.

by Eric DontTryThisAtHome BigDick December 7, 2010

Wabash Cannonball

Noun: The only sheet of music saved after a fire burned down Nichols Hall. It is a long standing tradition as the band plays the Wabash Cannonball at sporting events, where student fans do an air hump dance weaving back and forth while chanting "Fuck KU!"

Kansas Fan: "Oh no, not the Wabash Cannonball..."
Kansas State Fan: "I can't wait to hear the Wabash Cannonball get played after we score against KU!"

Kansas State Band: Playing Wabash Cannonball
Kansas State Student Section: "Aye, Aye, Aye, Let's Go State! Fuck KU! Fuck KU! Fuck KU!"

by WabashCannonBallz January 30, 2023

cannonball baby

A person so stupid and who acts as if they have slammed their head against and oncoming bus repeatedly, or their mother queefed while giving birth killing many.
Used to describe anyone stupid enough to even exist.

(In warframe trade chat)
(Guy 1): legendary core for 120?! This guy is an idiot!
(Guy two): this is the kind of guy who seems like he was born a cannonball baby

by EbonyShinigami October 30, 2017

cannonball wang

A penis that is abnormally large and spherical like a cannonball or small beachball

Look at that dude by the garbage can! Talk about a case of cannonball wang.

by OhNoSecrets September 30, 2010

R3d Alamo CannonBall

When a male equipped with the correct war arsenal penitrates all 3 holes of his partner within 3 minutes causing her to squirt a blast of period blood and cum that forms into a cannonball and lands on the portapody floor that the act originated in.

We caused a R3d Alamo CannonBall.

by Thank M3 Later February 18, 2025

Cannonballed

When a property owner knowingly reroutes dirty water (toilet water, dirty shower water, dirty sink water after doing dishes, etc) to the shower. Causing visitors to take showers in gross smelly water. Typically done at cheap motels and trailer parks.

Dude, what’s with the shower? The water smells gross.

It’s a cheap motel bro, they cannonballed the plumbing system.

by Ryyanrun August 29, 2023

The Cannonball

When you're having sex, remove your penis and insert both balls into her vagina.

"I tried The cannonball last night on my girl dude"
"How'd it go?"
"shit was bomb, still got blue balls, literally."

by McDickNass September 26, 2025