Tube Socking

The action of using an erect penis to "dock" with a pink sock (blown out asshole).

My boss' dog was walking around with a pink sock, he must have crapped something big. Anyway, my boss, Luigi, got an erection and tube socked the poor dog. -Tube Socking

by pantytramps July 4, 2010

tubestalking

The act of stalking pretty boys (or girls) on the tube (that's London Underground to you)

It was a very dull commute home from work today: the District line was stopping every five minutes and my MP3 player ran out of power. The journey's only redeeming feature was tubestalking this beautiful tourist from Victoria to Embankment.

by Owen Blacker August 27, 2005

Taaha Tube

In call of duty 4, a slang term for the RPG.

Man i'm tired of that guy killing me with the Taaha Tube!!

by Mr. David Marshall April 28, 2008

Team Tubera

Team Tubera consists of the three Tubera brothers from Ceres and Modesto. Generally considerably handsome, in-shape, crazy kids in their late teens to early twenties. They reputation with the girls may be very horrible due to the fact they are straight playa but they still manage to pull the finest bitch at a kickback. They are constantly on the move and surrounded by bops (girls that just "wanna kickit"). You'll know if your at the same party as them cuz they'll be the loudest ones there and most like disappear with your lady and beat you up for trying to confront them. Their famous quote... "Down or Out" (meaning if a girl is "down" and if not she better kick rocks).

Girl, "Damn, Team Tubera hit up that kickback last nite"

Boy, "Was it crackin?"

Girl, "No fucking duh, Team Tubera was there, that shit was heaven!"

by iSTRIVE July 12, 2009

You-Tube Surfing

The act of clicking on random videos on youtube, and in the end landing on a really random vid.

(Guy 1) Dude, I found a video of a cat eating a dude's shit.

(Guy 2) What? Why did you look that up?

(Guy 1) I didn't, I was just You-Tube Surfing and it came up!

by Macca97 March 6, 2011

Busted Biscuit Tube

When a fat girl wears a belly shirt and her belly sticks out like the biscuit dough from one of store bought the biscuit tubes you bust open.

Bob: That fat girl should not be wearing that belly shirt.

Ed: Yeah, I call that a busted biscuit tube.

by mulletia September 11, 2009

In the tube

Phrase meaning - Fully reachable through on-line chat, email, and phone. Typically used in an collaborative work setting to denote that you will be out of office, but easily reachable. Originating in the southeast, it may be a derivation stemming from the old office mail suction tubes - "able to be reached through the tubes".

I'm working from home today "in the tube".

by Bundas April 30, 2013