Thirty-three

A hall of fame level cock size. Also the square root of 66

Did you see thirty-three’s hang down, that’s a lethal weapon.

by MRLING February 11, 2022

thirsty thirties

thirsty men and women in their thirties

me: im turned thirty yesterday i am single and ready to mingle
friend: welcome to the thirsty thirties
me: ok thanks

by KevinNearingThirty August 20, 2021

snack thirty

a certain time of day when a snack is in order. imagine it as beer thirty, but with snacks instead.

Michael: Is it snack time yet?
Randy: It's snack thirty somewhere.

by mikezilla November 27, 2012

nekked thirty

The nighttime hours that you would generally be asleep i.e.: 1:00- 5:00 am

The cats started running throughout the house at nekked thirty.

by Florida mom January 23, 2016

Dew Thirty

The time of day, generally after lunch,when you get sleepy at work. The only solution is, hit the vending machine for a caffeinated drink.

Mike: After lunch I get so tired, I swear I'm going to fall asleep.

Chris: Just do what I do, grab a pop or an energy drink... It's Dew Thirty, bro.

by valleymd December 17, 2011

Dirty Thirty

A case of Keystone Light beer. 30 cans... Popular at high school and college parties because of the beverage's affordable cost in comparison to other beers. The term "dirty thirty" was coined in reference to the beer's lackluster if not downright "dirty" taste, and quantity of 30 cans of beer in the package. Despite its shortcomings, eager drunkards across the great u.s. of a. are willing keep their costs down on the shillings to shitfaced (s.t.s.) ratio scale so that the former number can be achieved for a lower price.

"Hey Tom's house is open tonight. I'm going to swing by the Shell and pick up a dirty thirty."

"Alright Ladies, this dirty thirty is on the house!"

by mr.toyota December 10, 2007

Pour thirty

Knocking off work half an hour early (for example, at 4:30) to get a drink. Usually on a Friday, but usable any day of the week.

Co-worker: Hey, did you see the e-mail I just sent?

You: Sorry man, it's pour thirty and I'm ready to get my drink on.

by Celticboy6 February 13, 2009