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mongle staple toned

Someone who sucks so many penis, their lips get chapped.
Jareds lips are so mongle staple toned.
by Slimmed Shady October 31, 2018
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staple gun

A staple gun is a hand-held machine popularised by public figure Joe Budden. The term is often accompanied by loud yelling and disbelief, particularly directed at the person who sold the staple gun.
Where did he find a staple gun!?!
Who is the employee that sold him a staple gun!?!
First of all, I ain't seen a staple gun in thirty years.
by mkpk May 17, 2018
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good staple

A coherently placed corner-facing diagonal staple on the top non-dominant side far inwards within the corner while entirely proceeding through every necessary page which is stacked neatly corner-to-corner from vertically-dominant smallest to biggest size.
That was a really good staple.
That was not a good staple.
A lot of people do not know how to place a good staple.
by Jgouken November 30, 2023
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Staple's Fallacy

The idea that people need to be compelled to not be pieces of shit. This is built on the assumption that people are shitty by nature, ie Madison vs. Monroe and the federalist papers. This fallacy provides a way of passing judgement on others for their assumptions or opinions, and contributes disagreeable assumptions/opinions to an over-generalization that is based on geographic location. The fact that it is just geographic location that determines a person's assumptions or opinions shows how over-generalized this idea is, which in turn makes it a fallacy.
he emphasized Staple's Fallacy when he said that they are stupid and ignorant because they come from an underdeveloped part of the world.
by StatesRightsTater December 7, 2023
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billy staples

When your dick is so big that it has a name of its own!
My BILLY STAPLES really put it to that girl last night
by Real BS April 8, 2023
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Stapled

When 2 guys pick up a random girl from a bar/club/ect. And have a 3-way, if the girl gets DP'ed vaginally and anally by both guys at once you and your friend have officially stapled this girl.
Last night at the club and me and my buddy took home this hot chick home. She was down with a 3 way. We Eiffel towered and stapled her. She loved being stapled the most
by Metal422life July 14, 2023
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Stapling

The male equivalent to scissoring when two males simultaneously are inserting their penises into each others anus.
Bro I was so drunk last night that Chad and I ended up stapling eachother.
by THE Stapler-er August 5, 2023
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