Stapling

The male equivalent to scissoring when two males simultaneously are inserting their penises into each others anus.

Bro I was so drunk last night that Chad and I ended up stapling eachother.

by THE Stapler-er August 5, 2023

Summer Staples

Summer Staples is a massive simp for her partner and Wilbur Soot.

friend: Hey have you met Summer Staples
me: yeah they are a simp

by 00000liiiii March 13, 2022

Staple Buster

A UOIG (tm) report that is so long it requires more then one staple to securely bind the document. This is a result of one staple only penetrating the first half of the report.

A) Did you see Travis's report for this Friday?

B) Yeah man, that thing is a real staple buster. I will be up all night reading that damn thing. I tried to staple it and only bound half of the document, what's worse is the stapler is toast.

by IG2010 May 10, 2011

Stapled

When 2 guys pick up a random girl from a bar/club/ect. And have a 3-way, if the girl gets DP'ed vaginally and anally by both guys at once you and your friend have officially stapled this girl.

Last night at the club and me and my buddy took home this hot chick home. She was down with a 3 way. We Eiffel towered and stapled her. She loved being stapled the most

by Metal422life July 14, 2023

National Staple Bread to Tree day

A day where you and your friends go out and staple bread to trees. the day is june 29th

hey it’s june 29th

Omg it’s National Staple Bread to Tree day

by graeme Cock June 24, 2022

staple gun

A staple gun is a hand-held machine popularised by public figure Joe Budden. The term is often accompanied by loud yelling and disbelief, particularly directed at the person who sold the staple gun.

Where did he find a staple gun!?!
Who is the employee that sold him a staple gun!?!
First of all, I ain't seen a staple gun in thirty years.

by mkpk May 17, 2018

staple remove

verb.

to remove hundreds of staples from very annoying packets of paper that need to be scanned into the computer for hours. not tiring but makes your fingers hurt. very frustrating and tedious busy work.

We staple removed all the resident files staples for four months, hours on end!

by annoyedworkers June 23, 2011