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Smother Slam

When a goth muscle mommy slams you on the bed and smothers you with a pillow while riding you
"Damn, I found out Jade likes to Smother Slam. Changed my life."
by Pphptcr55 February 26, 2025
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SMother

A hyper vigilant and sometimes overbearing mother that smothers their adult child/ren with limitless love, affection, attention, devotion, loyalty, and food; with a few unrealistic demands.

While her offspring appreciates her and efforts, laughter, eye rolling, and a firm “STOP IT” are the arrows in their quiver.

However, the occasional acquiescence to her attention is always met with joy and more smothering.

This behavior is considered normal for a grandmother.
Boss: You looked a little exasperated on that call. Who were you speaking to?

Adult Child/Employee: That was my SMother wanting to discuss my profile portrait on the company website. She doesn’t feel it captured my best features and wants it shot again.
by Omarteag March 13, 2021
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s'mother'ed (smothered)

Where a mother hovers over her child so closely that the child cannot breathe. Usually related to teenagers that do not do their homework on a weekly basis.

Antonym- S'father'ed- fathers that are "cool" or do not care about their child to the extent of where the child loves the father more than the mother because of it.
Fathers can tell their child to do their homework without "smothering" them. The word is in the name:s"mother"; youve never heard of someone being s"father"ed to death..
s'mother'ed (smothered)
by Sup3rm4n!! March 24, 2010
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nascar smother

When your girl sits on your face, smothering you, reaching back with one hand and jerks your dong like a stick shift in a nascar.
My girl was so horny last night, she jumped on my face and gave me the NASCAR Smother
by ShaneMaverick January 17, 2024
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don't smother the baby

Don't knock something before you try it.
John:"i don't think that idea would work jim, its too boring"
Jim:"Don't smother the baby John, Lets try it first."
by pentaodin August 1, 2024
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