Peicai Secondary School 

Everytime toilet will be fruity fruity one then sec ones alw step big one

Apparently the school is a zoo too with the amount of snakes there are and also donkeys
There are multiple vegetables too such as onions but they’re of bad qualities and often smell bad and rotten

Person : Eh you from peicai secondary school ah
You : Yes why eh
Person : gg peicai xiasuey

Peicai Secondary School by jikenoodels August 21, 2021

meridian secondary school 

a neighbourhood school with very few brains but a lot of talents ngl. the school is well known for its number of vaping cases every year.

the handphone lock away rule is by far the most overruled one ever. not to mention the threat of getting detention for everything.

every student would have taken boomerangs at the mirror near the central staircase or the one near the staffroom

the toilets are sub-par. there will never be tissue in any toilet and the mirrors were probably found in some HDB flat's rubbish chute.

the school might look like one of the best in pasir ris but the PSLE cut-off point decreases year by year.

but all in all a good school!

A: meridian secondary school

B: budget school

meridian secondary school by pssspsspppsspp September 3, 2021

St Hilda’s Secondary School 

A neighbour school which is extremely religious (all your hard work is god’s work and everyone is homophobic) and doesn’t care about mental health until the 2021 graduating cohort has a shitload of people suffering from disorders or mental issues + suicide attempts.

The number of times police cars have entered the school is ridiculous due to more than half of the school are gangsters fighting and selling cigs/vape.

The volleyballers and lower secondary walk around school as if they own the goddamn shithole and think they are very big.

The school is also is well known for the St Hilda’s Secondary School fight that appeared on the news and known for having snakes as your friends.

The school might seem like one of the best schools in the East but honestly it is just a cover up and the PSLE cut off point is going lower than ever after the 2018 batch.

小明：St Hilda’s Secondary School seems like a good school.

小华：Knnccb the school seems well to do but once you step in gg to your 4/5 years.

St Hilda’s Secondary School by UrMaderFlyLaCb August 22, 2021

Gan Eng Seng Secondary School 

very good on spending money on useless things, if u go to the GO can see very nice fish tank but go to the canteen can see student’s throwing chair and shit. very nice classroom but the toilets damn creepy. go alone always got one cubicle locked up, dont know why. students say its haunted.

discipline wise to win the special seat in detention just come to school 1-2 min late then stand outside at the school entrance do national anthem. not only that detention not enough for them, want u suffer, take away ur phone/ ezlink.

we dont even have our own school field, during pe always got some old uncle running on the pavement, doing excercise, very budget liao

school attire is the BIGGEST issue actually, who the hell decides to put some out of fashion design for pe, material also DAMN HOT no matter what. uniform, uncomfortable. thats it. both also slightly see through walaowey.

positive side is the canteen vendors, so kind so sweet. thats it.

Student 1: Eh walao why this chair even worse than hawker centre
Student 2: Welcome to Gan Eng Seng Secondary School

Gan Eng Seng Secondary School by founder of GESS August 20, 2021

West Spring Secondary School 

Dog shit school and egoistic kids residing there. Trash discipline master Mr suki just wanna find fault with everybody. Peepee poopoo everywhere in the boys toilet Fun fact: Zhenghua secondary is salty that we have a higher intake and better reputation than their cheap spin off KFC setting.

West spring secondary school is better than Zhenghua.

West Spring Secondary School by dragonthisnuts September 3, 2021

british secondary school 

British secondary school is the highlight of any brits school years. We have the annoying year 7’s who don’t know where anything is, the year 8’s glad that they aren’t year 7’s anymore, the year 9’s are as annoying as the year 7’s, then year 10 actually stressing out because they haven’t revised and the top tier year 11’s just trying to pass their GCSE’s and are extremely over secondary school. Let’s not forget the walking wotsits, the Chavs, the road men and the horse girls. All ICONIC in a different way, (especially with the horse girls munching away in the corner eating the bucket of hay her mum packet for her). Anyways first thing you know letters are going home about knits and the next week your having an assembly about someone vandalising the toilets. But one things for sure......you ain’t gonna find out who did it.

Thing 1: Do you remember that creepy IT teacher we had in year 7?
Thing 2: Oh yeah the one that always put his had over the girls hands to “direct” the mouse.
Thing 1: Yeah well yesterday I found out he got fired for getting to close to the P.E. Teacher.
Thing 2: *sighs* Only in british secondary school.

british secondary school by raniaaghaxX August 23, 2020

crest secondary school 

this school damn siasuey only cus of the students. always kena trend. and all the sec 1s damn cockster. 2020 sec 4 batch sucks cus of the 4-2 students. 2020 4-4 is the best. SUCK MY DICK CRESTANS.

i am from crest secondary school.
Omg! that cb school u cfm rabak right?!

crest secondary school by katsukis dog August 21, 2021