Saxophone is an instrument for Real Men. Trumpet people complain they have to move their mouth so much. They have 3 fucking buttons. To play baritone and tuba you need: big lungs, press 3 buttons. Saxophone you need breath control, you have a clusterfuck of buttons to press.
The men who play saxophone are Real Men. The women who play saxophone are also Real Men. You can spot a saxophone player from their testosterone fueled swagger, and the unbelievable amount of contempt they use when saying the phrase, trumpet "player." They'll probably use air quotes and all.
The men who play saxophone are Real Men. The women who play saxophone are also Real Men. You can spot a saxophone player from their testosterone fueled swagger, and the unbelievable amount of contempt they use when saying the phrase, trumpet "player." They'll probably use air quotes and all.
by zz no face March 15, 2025

A shiny woodwind instrument that disguised itself as a brass instrument, who is the protagonist of a band and the redundant of an orchestra.
The alto saxophone player is found dead after the concert ends. The triangle player is made the suspect for sneaking off the stage after the fourteenth bar.
by Gouache September 24, 2019

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