Riverside HS

Basically the oldest shit show of a high school in NE Ohio. The building looks like a 3 week old rotting apple constantly. The bathrooms look and smell like shit 24/7. Every student is addicted to nic, and every teacher acts like a crack addict if you don’t do exactly what they say. And for athletics, the definition of mediocre. In this school, you’re either extremely athletic or a freshman communist. Good luck going to this school

Someone shat in the sink at Riverside HS

by RiversideLUVR January 4, 2021

Riverside burrito

A burrito with meth stored in it.

"What is wrong with you today? Did you eat a Riverside burrito or something?"

by gameherospam2 May 31, 2016

Riversided

When you say jokes that aren't funny, die in rambo gear and get kicked from DA, jerk off so fast you split your foreskin, then get owned each and every time you attempt to re-intro. An all around act of epic failure.

"Ffs I got kicked for dying in rambo, now I cant get back in"
"Lol you got riversided"

by Dark Ascension March 28, 2008

riverside carwash

The Riverside Carwash

Is when you are titty fucking a girl but backwards so your butt hole is rubbing on the girls nose and mouth. People from riverside are naturally dirty gross people so a Carwash in their terms would be like washing there car with dirt.

That girl from riverside last night let me sit on her face while I rubbed my dick between her tits. She said it was a riverside carwash

by Anti_h_ero October 20, 2015

Riverside STEM Academy

California’s best public middle/high school in US News and World Report’s 2024 Best K-12 Schools ranking. Our mascot is the Androids. Though we are relatively weak in sports when compared to other Riverside Unified schools, our excellent academic structure more than make up for it. Another downside to it is that the lottery to get in is hard for the wrong reasons because their criteria to apply is lax. It is worth giving your kid a shot, though. Our MathCounts, Science Olympiad, and FIRST Robotics teams are the best in the Inland Empire! RSA über alles!

Marko: (clap, clap, clap clap clap, clap clap clap clap) Androids!
Karl: You surely show the amazing spirit of Riverside STEM Academy!

by 69Starship420 June 25, 2024

Riverside Gardens

A housing project complex located on the south end of Brantford Ontario. Widely regarded as the most violent housing project in the country with frequent murders and other violent crime. Drugs, poverty, and gangs fuel extreme crimes that plague the entire area. The project gained the moniker of “Killerside” almost immediately after it was constructed in the 1960s

Riverside Gardens is a ghetto cesspool

by BrantfordGuide February 22, 2024

Riverside

A small town in Oregon that smells like shit and the the females are all sluts their rival is Umatilla high which is way better than them in every sport especially basketball and football

And we have better education and less tramps

Fuck the river rats

"Does riverside have a good sports program"

"Hell no"

by 2$:!;8@:(@&;&1( January 18, 2016