Portsmouth

City located in the South Eastern Virginia, world renown for its pungent odor. Due to its close proximity, the smell likely originated in Hampton and has taken root in Portsmouth.
Portsmouth city motto boasts,
"At least we dont live in Hampton."

Portsmouth residents have an average per capita income of $6000 a year, and most of that goes towards the purchase of crack cocaine.

Lucy: Where have you been, i haven't seen you in a week.
Pete: I moved to Portsmouth last week.
Lucy: Thats good, at least you dont live in Hampton.
Pete: Yeah, fuck Hampton.

by Brasco December 5, 2007

Portsmouth

Where perfection meets paradise, the harbour town of Portsmouth is born. A collection of rolling hills, real gentlemen, and a burger van combine to create this magical location.

Thou hath visit thy Portsmouth, thus shalt surely remain mushty

by Lewis12121 January 10, 2014

proast

Post, as on an image board such as 4chan.

will proast moar tomorrow

by burstroc March 29, 2007

Portsmouth Steamer

see Pompey Steamer for method

Guy 1: That was a text book Portsmouth Steamer, please don't give me another thrashing!
Guy 2: Shut up and get what is coming to you
Guy 1: Nooooooooo......aaaaagh (fade to death)

by The Circle April 6, 2005

Potsack

A potsack is a nice little term for a bag of weed. Can be a dub, a dime.. Doesn't matter.

I just got hooked up with a fat potsack.

Got half on a potsack?

Guy: Potsack? Who says potsack?
Me: How about you suck on my junk, biatch?

by AZ Stompy2 December 25, 2010

Portsmanshi

Weird, strange, abstract, unusual, not always bad, just different.

1. The movie was okay, but it was sort of portsmanshi.

2. That guy, although portsmanshi, is quite hot

by ZangyTangy3 November 21, 2010

pootstank

1. (Original definition) A girl that uses her friends' tweezers to pluck her own eyebrows.

2. (Second definition) A person that smells horrible...smells like a very dirty pig farm in the summer with bubbling boiling hot pig shit, sweaty steaming unwashed vagina, and smegma (fromunder cheese also known as the white stuff that forms under clit hoods and penis heads)

1. (Original definition) Girl, get your own tweezers ya pootstank!

2. (Second definition) FFS! Take a shower you dirty little pootstank, you're stench is offending every one in the room including a 3 mile radius.

by WittilyNastyGal November 29, 2013