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J. A. P. <Jewish American Princess>

J.A.P. (not to be confused with the ethnic slur directed towards the people of Japan "jap")
is:
A rich, preppy, spoiled, Jew girl. She has dark brown straightened hair,
shes from the east coast,
her fake tan makes her look like a mexican,
she has a Northface fliece on and some Moccasins,
or Ugg boots and/or Louis Vuitton.
Her nose is a Joo nose,
She buys expensive ugly shit to show bitch got money.
Her voice is either
a)raspy
b)new york accented
c)bitch
d) all the above

A J.A.P. can be found at any expensive university and also is normally found in the Northeast, including the tri-state area (NY, CT, NJ)

J.A.P.'s look like svetlanna on the real world. real bratty bitchs that like to get whatever they want and slut it up.
Sherry:"Dood, look!"
Paul:" Oh damn, its another J. A. P. <Jewish American Princess>, what a whore."

Ross:"HOw many J.A.P's does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
Erin:"Idk, i bet theres something about how much of a bitch they are though..."
Ross:"Two Japs- one to cry "daddy, wheres my diet coke?" and one to call a greasey tool monkey on her 1500$ phone and make him screw it in!"
Erin:" WHAT SLUTZ!"
by Efler December 14, 2008
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Anal Princess

The word given to describe a female who has recently taken to receiving anal sex.
by Wibbes April 16, 2019
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anti-princess

obviously, the opposite of a princess.
a woman who has lived in the real world, had to work hard for money, never had anything for free, has had a tough life and has had the scars to prove it
she's so hard, she's the anti-princess
by Realcyanide October 27, 2009
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Equine American Princess

1. Female who thinks she knows more about horses than you do. 2. Female barn owner who keeps making up stupid rules. 3. Female who is a sore looser at horse competition. 4. Female horse horse owner who finds it necessary to harass fellow boarders over turn outs, arena usage, poop pile, etc. Very Similar to JAP or Jewish American Princess. Abbreviation EAP
The EAP pitched a bitch because she didn't win the horse show. The Equine American Princess was mad because the arena was in use.
by Snigglefluffy February 28, 2013
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anti-princess

A lady with certain eccentricities and mannish tendency's and yet still maintains her class and beauty.
That girl is such an anti-princess. She's like one of the guys but hot.
by Joplat May 29, 2009
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airmans princess

The most worshiped light skinned. She is the airman princess
The airmans princess is perfect
by Thatstrapboyyyy November 1, 2013
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Redneck American Princess

A woman from the rural United States, with the greatest prevalence being in the South and Deep South.

The Redneck American Princess (or “Rap”) is characterized by a jarring combination of arrogance and profound timidity. She oftentimes suffers from having been one of the most attractive women in her hometown high school, but not having the looks or sophistication to thrive anywhere outside of the tri-county area. A traditionalist of convenience, she will alternate between overwhelming unpleasantness (“sassiness”) and a fainting-couch femininity that demands her boyfriend/husband/brother/father or any other man in proximity resolve all her problems, preferably without her having to ask. The latter is oftentimes the product of an extreme daddy’s-little-girl mentality that remains with the Rap until she dies of old age or develops dementia so profound that she forgets she ever had a father.

The Rap is particularly eager to start fights between men and finds the thought of one (or more) of them dying to preserve her honor to be overwhelmingly attractive. The Rap may marry, but she is unlikely to remain that way—a result of her demanding disposition. Unfortunately, she has no close female friends to which she can turn when her LTRs end. Ordinary women tire of her constant self-pity, and other Raps are too busy indulging in their own star-crossed view of life to offer more than a passing sympathy mixed with a brutal competitiveness as to who has suffered more.
MAN: I saw Tiffany Jo Anne down by gas station the other day. Both her boyfriends were beating each other with tire irons and cans of diesel. Seems like wherever she goes, trouble follows.

WOMAN: Y’all don’t know a Rap (Redneck American Princess) when you seen one?
by Infrequent Writer April 21, 2020
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