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pwned

When some n00b on a video game, gets hella owned; amazing owned, liek the noob got screwed up the anus x10
yo son, you got PWNED!!!!
by Davey :) April 13, 2006
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pwned

As many other definitions state, this is a corruption of the term owned. However, this term has several advantages over owned, the main one being it has no conotations with the rather touchy subject of slavery. People will also think you cool for using 1337 hacking lingo now used mainly by preteen video game players, including my brother.
Fag: Yeah i owned you!!
Large Angry Black Man: You shouldda used pwned sucka!!
*Fag squeals in pain and terror
by Tom the Enchanter September 15, 2005
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Pwned

Pwned: The complete shut down or domination of a person place or thing. It is commonly used as a derogatory way of saying "owned" which originated from the word "own" it is commonly used in places such as: Hawaii, Japan, Mexico, etc.
Guy 1: Dude I almost got some sweet puss last night.

Guy 2: What happened?

Guy 1: She whopped out a chode

Guy 2: OH MAN! YOU GOT PWNED!!
by Chode-slurper May 14, 2009
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pwned

pwned: verb;
to win at something and "pwn" the other contestants; or to be "pwned" when losing a game, etc.
"I just totally pwned you at basketball!"
by galena April 6, 2007
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Pwned

There is a common misconception saying that it's pwned because the O key is next to the P and people mean to write owned, but accidentally write pwned, and the name stuck. This is far from true. Pwned really means "Permanently Owned".
Mary: Jason, you're such a waste of everyones time. Go crawl in a hole and die.

Jason: ...

Bob: Dude, you just got pwned. (permanently owned)
by duuuddeeeeee15 September 27, 2010
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pwned

Legend has it that in the World of Warcraft, there exists an Orcish Dominatrix. Better not cross her path! They say that those who went searching for her have never returned.
On your knees!...(whack)...PWNED!!!
by RedBlade7 March 26, 2008
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pwned

It does not mean "pistol owned"
It did not originate in Counterstrike, no matter how much you noobers want to believe it.
It DID originate in quake.
It is a common misspelling of owned.
Variations:
Pwnage
Pwnd
Pwn
Do not make random stupid definitions that have NOTHING to do with the origin of this word, or you will be PWNED by my Justache (Mustache of Justice)
by [ny] Sneaky Pete |SA| April 15, 2006
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