Commander Peepers

when you try to get right with that REALLY pretty girl in class, but your penis pays you a visit. comes from the show “Wander Over Yonder”.

“I just wanna say, you’re really pretty.”
*you look down*
“Oh, goddamnit! Commander Peepers is at it again!”

by Muffinbuzzard June 14, 2024

salty peeper

"salty peeper" is an old English phrase referring to when a person gets semen in their eye, with "salty" referring to the typical taste of semen and "peeper" referring to the person's eye, thus their peeper is being described as salty.

Last night, I was watching some bukkake porn and the girl got a bunch of semen in her right eye, then one of the guys said; "woah, would you look at that salty peeper!"

by Matt8Wats October 20, 2021

Peeper

Somebody who spies on people in vunerable states. e.g. on the toilet, in the shower or jerking off.

I caught Ben looking through the bathroom door whilst James was in the shower. He’s a massive peeper

by SwearOnTheWeekends July 13, 2024

Peeper

Typically used by some in a lighthearted/jokingly way to describe a penis.

“One might say he has a rather large peeper.”

by P33per May 23, 2021

Peeper

When a man's boner is visible in detail through his pants.

Person: "Ayy did you see that? He's got a peeper."
Other person: "I can't look."

by Origional_Luvva March 4, 2015

peeper

a type of fish in a game called Subnautica.

''gosh, i could really use somme grilled peepers! my hungermeter is runing low!''

''here is have somme peepers! eat the peepers! be my friend!""
-Markiplier in some Subnautica playthrought video.

by Demypeace March 1, 2017

Jon Peeper

Same as Tom Peeper

That guy is a real Jon Peeper

by Spamela10000 March 8, 2022