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Pulse Monkey

Noun:

1. A raging African American homosexual who can not stop masturbating ambidextrously due to his chronic CMD.

2. The 3rd cousin of a Porch Monkey, which has settled down in common upper class districts and suburbs along U.S. States with high urban populations.

3. A term given to modern day Rap and R & B artist whom think an auto-tone and a single chorus and repetition compose a song. This includes Rebecca Black. (Slang)

Originating from Northern, Southern, Western, and Midwestern States of the United States of America.
Pulse Monkeys have a tendency of being racist and taking welfare for granted; Consequently, the term pulse monkey is a racist slang term originating from the Czars of Obama. All the while, they have trickled into the cracks of the hardworking upper and lower class community's.This gives bad names upon the hardworking black community.
by DrDustmann July 1, 2012
mugGet the Pulse Monkeymug.

Pulse

A cool pog guy that I met in HD.
Omg pulse I'm your big fan! Nah I'm jk he paid me to say this
mugGet the Pulsemug.

national pulse#0331 day

the day where u celebrate the sexy pulse#0331 for being the best discordian known to man
Hey you know today’s national pulse#0331 day?
by cartizzle August 6, 2021
mugGet the national pulse#0331 daymug.

sonic pulse

The best Sonic RP on Roblox! It has a very detailed character creator and you can customize your character however you want unless you break the Roblox TOS
Friend 1: Hey, wanna go play some Sonic Pulse?

Friend 2: sure! I haven't played it in ages. I wonder what changed..
by Retrogamer77 March 25, 2023
mugGet the sonic pulsemug.

Pussy pulse

When a girl's heart beat is in her vagina. When a girl is so attracted to a guy. He says all the right things that make her heart and pussy throb for him.
When he is in her he says " girl I can feel your pussy pulse."
by DubU-Rizz February 20, 2024
mugGet the Pussy pulsemug.

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