Melancholic Mortifier

A random dude that has nothing better to do in life

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by Artemis1024 March 25, 2023

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Cockos Melancholia

A melancholic state where you try to explain the perks of carrying a large cock to your good friends, but they don’t take you seriously.

Rude boy Mark pushes poor Tom into Cockos Melancholia with no mercy

by Thatdrunkbastard July 17, 2024

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cockos melancholia

A melancholic state that one drifts into where they try to explain the perks of carrying a large cock to their good friends, but no one takes them seriously

Rude boy Mark pushes Tom into Cockos Melancholia with no mercy.

by Thatdrunkbastard July 17, 2024

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The emotional state of being in which a woman who agreed to a loveless sham of a marriage to a buffoonish real estate heir in exchange for untold wealth must now pretend to be some kind of goodwill ambassador, advocate for causes she knows little and cares even less about, face daily harsh media scrutiny and international humiliation due to her husband's infidelities, general misogyny and overall inability to truly understand anything, really.

Symptoms may include interrupting cabinet meetings to drunkenly ask the Secretary of Defense if the Pentagon has invented a time machine yet.

Me: "Did you watch the SOTU?"
You: "No."
Me: "Me neither, but I heard the First Lady seemed filled with a certain Melaniacholy."

by Joestatler January 31, 2018

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