one man mission

when a Boy and Girl dont add friends, bestfriends, or family to dates otherwise known as a 2 man
This a one man mission she not bringing no friends and i’m not either this is not a two man
by BLANK7589322 June 10, 2024
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one man stand

One man standing alone in a room, often confused with the more awesome one night stand.
Troels had a lof on one man stands.
by Dr. Schumacher69 September 17, 2013
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One man chillage

Being male and single.
Not long til I'm fighting them off with a really cool stick. So, I'm gonna enjoy living this 'one man chillage' for a while...
by Budben1 March 28, 2011
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I don’t know. I heard this from a show and this shit is menacing. I’m guessing it means for horrible people that if you are a mass murderer, you are loyal to thousands of evil and masterminded beings. I don’t really know honestly lol.
When you kill somebody, just remember, “Kill one man and you are a murderer; Kill them all and you are a god….”
by Chaotic3546 October 12, 2023
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One Man Joke

A delusion that only you believe. It's obvious meaning being that it is a "One Man Joke" and you are the only man that gets it.
Often said when a totally unrealistic sentence is heard and everyone there knows its a lie.
One Man Joke!, you still love him/her and we all know it
by sarflondoner December 27, 2010
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One Man Squid Game

My mom caught me doing the ONE MAN SQUID GAME
by Among US FANBOY November 03, 2022
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One Man Band

The act of giving yourself fellatio and simultaneously fingering yourself in the ass.
Wow that dude sure loves the smell of his own farts. He is really flexible too. I bet he sits at home at night playing his one man band.
by inagadadavida November 11, 2012
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