lapping in the lap of luxury

Cunnilingus. Eating a woman out. Licking pussy.

Vince: Hey, man. What did you do last night?
Trent: Debbie came over and I spent most of the evening lapping in the lap of luxury.

by Cobaltsteve November 2, 2020

Luxury Gollum

When you're enhancing something that would normally be considered to be a lost cause.

Backstory:
Luxury Gollum is normal Gollum but with a Gucci belt and a toupée. He found the Gucci belt after losing the ring and put it on out of sheer desperation. After finding it to add on to his looks he added the toupée and felt good about himself.
Unfortunately, now he wants the ring even more because he thinks it would enhance his looks further.

"I'm on some real Luxury Gollum shit rn."

by ShrexOverThePhone March 11, 2025

IKEA Luxury

Buildings or developments advertised as "luxury" and are nice and modern by appearance, yet are actually made cheaply or of poor quality materials. Often offered for overpriced rents with plenty of additional fees.

Guy: "Man I hate my apartment."
Gal: "Why? It looks so nice!"
Guy: "Yeah but everything breaks so easily, it's just Ikea luxury."

by colevonrich July 12, 2022

Top n’ luxury

Trying to get head in a bran new car.

Yo I’m curbin swerving tryna top n’ luxury

by Districk September 15, 2019

luxury bones

Another word for teeth, since they are not covered by your regular health insurance (like every other part of your body is) and instead you must have a "dental insurance" policy specific to them to continue enjoying them. Hence, luxury bones.

According to most health insurance companies, teeth are luxury bones that I must pay more to continue enjoying

by Pic889 June 18, 2022

Idahoan luxury

When you surgically remove anothers rectum replace your lips with your rectum.

Me and girlfriend did the idahoan luxury and we enjoyed it we swapped eachother rectums too our lips

by Anthony fartbiscut August 13, 2024

Luxuriant

To be rich as presented

You are very luxuriant

by detached independents November 10, 2018