Cock-blocking yourself, friendzoning yourself, not texting back and avoiding your crush or possible girlfriend/boyfriend.
Being your own obstacle in relationships. When you kobe, you are basically the reason the relationship has not happened, mainly because of your lack of effort.
Being your own obstacle in relationships. When you kobe, you are basically the reason the relationship has not happened, mainly because of your lack of effort.
"Damn, I just kobeed myself, but it's okay. Her and I still kind of talk"
"I just figured out I was kobe-ing myself and I didn't even know it."
"I just figured out I was kobe-ing myself and I didn't even know it."
by personas September 1, 2016
Get the Kobemug. Person 1: Dude Kobe is the bomb, he won MVP and he's gonna be on the olympic team.
Person 2: Yeah. Too bad he got his ass handed to him by Paul Peirce in the finals. Fuck, if only they still had the big man.
Person 2: Yeah. Too bad he got his ass handed to him by Paul Peirce in the finals. Fuck, if only they still had the big man.
by Mikline June 18, 2008
Get the Kobemug. Short for Cold Beer. Must be said really fast to make it sound as real as possible. It is what you ask someone for if you are tailgating and you are paying too much attention to say a long word like Cold Beer
Tailgater 1: "Grab me a Kobe"
Tailgater 2: "Already got us covered. Got a box of Kobes right under my feet"
Tailgater 2: "Already got us covered. Got a box of Kobes right under my feet"
by KOBE MAN December 2, 2009
Get the Kobemug. Watch this 3, KOBE!
by wesniffmedicine January 5, 2010
Get the Kobemug. KOBE!!! is what you yell when you do something impressive such as crashing a helicopter and killing 11 people on board. You have to yell it loud and with confidence....KOBEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
(leans back in the cockpit with the control stick in hand, tip it forward really fast, and cuts the power throwing a sideways glance at the copilot.) KOBE!!!
by Kobe Krasher February 5, 2020
Get the Kobemug. "Boy, you really Kobe'd that one." Said satan to Stevie Ray Vaughan. "Nothing?..Oh that's right, that hasn't happened yet. Moving on."
by Locogato42069 January 26, 2020
Get the Kobemug. Very good at basketball. Has a big dick. Pulls alot of hoes. Very funny down to earth person. Troublemaker. Fine as hell, can take any nigga bitch. Athletic,can play any sport. Yo bitch mcm. And everybody fucks with him
Kobe has all the hoes by him
by Richhomiehawk April 27, 2015
Get the Kobemug.