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The kettle is boiling

1. A way to react or respond to some juicy and/or spicy gossip, story or tea. The word ‘boiling’ is commonly annunciated. Commonly used by the beauty community/people who say shook all the time. Can be accompanied by either ‘sis’ or ‘I’m shook’ at the end.

2. A way to express that you did, indeed, turn on a kettle and it is boiling.
1. ‘And then Georgie found out Mike was cheating on her with Hannah, so she spiked his drink.’
‘OMG, the kettle is BOILING, sis! I’m SHOOK, she WENT there.’

2. ‘Are you preparing my coffee, sweetheart?’
‘Yes, the kettle is boiling right now.’
by lileilish June 9, 2019
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Kettle boy

This is icy-hot Shoto Todoroki icy hunk
He had boiling water poured on his left eye by his own mother 🥲
by Weeb.weeb.bungee gum February 7, 2021
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Kettle River

A boonie town in Minnesota about an hour away from Duluth. The population is even because for every illegitimate child born a man leaves.
"I'm from Kettle River" "Wanna know why the population is 180...?"
by Anon_Bitch January 8, 2015
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“The Kettle” Shit

“The Kettle” shit refers to when one eats a meal at Manhattan Beach, LA restaurant, The Kettle, and has to take an earth shattering shit after.
Bro I just had the Kettle, boutta take “The Kettle” Shit.
by TheThirdRing May 1, 2022
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kettle iron

The gungy material found around the genetalia of girls who don't subscribe to the theory of personal hygiene. Bears an uncanny resemblance to limescale that forms in the bottom of a kettle - hence kettle iron. See also, fanny batter
Bob was about to tuck into a tasy fish supper, when he noticed Jayne's kettle iron
by Mista O August 7, 2006
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Cathrina kettle

She laughs till the point she can’t breathe and sounds exactly like a kettle
Jeez she’s such a cathrina kettle
by Freddie iykyk <3 September 9, 2021
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kettle hole

a sump in Stony Brook, NY where massive parties go on and people get plastered and have to find their way out of the woods home.
"Dude, you wanna go to kettle hole tonight?"
"Hell no! I always get lost in the woods"
by s-section July 1, 2009
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